After much consideration, I've finally decided what I want to do with my life. Here I've listed all my major goals-the things I want to do before I die.

Grow up. Stay young. Do something daring and unconventional every day until the act of being daring and unconventional becomes mundane and predictable. Become a champion of men, a charmer of women, and a companion of children. Live like a lion, love like a swan, and laugh like a fool.

Bungee jump.

Seize the day, suck the marrow from life, build a better mouse trap, and use fewer cliches. Be the catcher in the rye-save myself by saving everyone else. Remain eternally happy, but never satisfied.

Fight the demons, fly with the angels, live like a sinner, and die like a saint. Give my life to save another, give my brain to science, give my heart to a beautiful woman, and be immortalized in an epic poem. These are my goals in life.

I figure I only have about sixty-five years left to meet these goals, so I'd better get started yesterday. Anyone with any suggestions on how I can meet these goals without massive amounts of LSD should contact me immediately.

And now that you've seen what my goals are, come see how I plan to accomplish those goals. It's Peter's Laws: The Creed of the Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive

This is the main part of the site: my tribute to White Wolf's Vampire: The Masquerade game. White Wolf makes by far the best role-playing games ever made. If you tried Dungeons and Dragons in high school, and tired of sitting around just rolling dice for hours on end, try role- playing with White-Wolf.

So far, the Vampire pages contain an introduction to White Wolf's game, Vampire links on the WWW, and my own Indianapolis by Night module.

My ‘Net-Savvy Friends:
Angela Weller The one, the only, the beautiful, Angel of my life.

Erin marion A friend I met at Best Buy last Summer.